In case you ever want to tick me off, here are some ideas

• People who install toilet paper so the tissue hangs from the back, instead of over the top in front.
• I have so many automotive-related pet peeves that they have their own separate page.
• Waiters and waitresses that fail to give drink refills in a timely manner. If I have to pay $2.99 for a glass of soda, you can sure bet that I'm gonna want at least three glasses worth. A sure sign you're in for trouble is when they drop off your food and your bill at the same time; chances are you won't see that server again during the meal.
• Ants in my house.
• People who spell "lose" with two o's (as in, "We can't loose!"). Get it right, people! You can lose your car keys. You carry loose change in your pocket.
• And while we're at it, people still don't understand when to use "its" vs. "it's". Simple rule: "it's" is simply a contraction for "it is", as in "It's cold outside." Strong Bad makes this quite clear when answering Dan's email.